Why not a woman cave???

Okay, so I have had the worst, worst, worst tummy ache since Monday morning and it will not go away!  Tummy aches are not the best things for fashion, I don't feel like wearing anything other than my softest oldest pjs.  I feel like my tummy is sticking out about 4 inches more than usual and there is nothing I can do about it. I hate it, i need a woman cave to crawl into!